Re: PURLEY HUMOR: JACK HORNER'S DREAM

["Ken Kinman" <kinman@hotmail.com>]

Ray,
    That's a good one!!  And I might add, that with the reputation most 
airline food has, a lot of the other passengers might actually prefer 
munching on some of rex's carryon.  Might smell a little, but at least it 
would have some flavor.
    "Stewardess could I have some ketchup?  This dino's tail is a little 
dry."
                     -------Ken
P.S.    A little old lady holding her nose whispers:  "Miss, you could get 
some mouthwash or dentyne for Mr. T. rex?  If not, I think I'm going to need 
my oxygen mask."
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> From: "Ray Stanford" <dinotracker@earthlink.net>
> Reply-To: "Ray Stanford" <dinotracker@earthlink.net>
> To: "Dinosaur Mailing List" <dinosaur@usc.edu>
> Subject: PURLEY HUMOR:  JACK HORNER'S DREAM
> Date: Sat, 7 Apr 2001 15:04:46 -0400
>
>     JACK HORNER'S DREAM  :)
>
>     A large Tyrannosaurus rex has just boarded an airliner, trying to 
> appear
> nonchalant, while dragging two very dead Thescelosaurus by each hand.
>
>     The head stewardess rushes forward and exclaims, "Sorry, sir, but only 
> two carrion per passenger!"
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