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PURLEY HUMOR: JACK HORNER'S DREAM

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Subject: PURLEY HUMOR: JACK HORNER'S DREAM
From: "Ray Stanford" <dinotracker@earthlink.net>
Date: Sat, 7 Apr 2001 15:04:46 -0400
Reply-to: "Ray Stanford" <dinotracker@earthlink.net>
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    JACK HORNER'S DREAM  :)

    A large Tyrannosaurus rex has just boarded an airliner, trying to appear
nonchalant, while dragging two very dead Thescelosaurus by each hand.

    The head stewardess rushes forward and exclaims, "Sorry, sir, but only
two carrion per passenger!"

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