Re: JPIII: unmitigated rubbish (joke)

["Tim Williams" <twilliams_alpha@hotmail.com>]

Darren Naish wrote:

> Basically, I'd say that JPIII was to JP what Jaws 3-D was to Jaws: in other
> words, one of the worse movies ever made in the history of cinema (IMHO).

Enough with the sugar coating, Darren.  What did you *really* think of the
movie?

;-)


> The spinosaur-tyrannosaur fight owed more to WWF than anything else I
> think: at the end the tyrannosaur was literally *thrown* across the forest.
> And why do the theropods have to keep killing things by audibly
> twist-snapping their necks? Hardly any animals kill in this way - we owe it
> more to Arnold Schwarzenagger than the behaviour of predatory animals.

Incidentally, I have heard that JPIV will capitalize on this theme even
further and feature a Colosseum-style stadium and real-life clashes between
predatory dinosaurs.  Jurassic Park IV: Dino Deathmatch!  The dinosaurs will
be brought back to life for the sole purpose of slugging it out to the death
in full view of thousands of ecstatic fans, screaming for blood.  Let's see
how many Killer Raptors it takes to bring down a T-Rex!!!




Tim

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