Re: PLAN SET IN MOTION TO CAPTURE LOCH NESS MONSTER!

[David Marjanovic <david.marjanovic@gmx.at>]

> > In March 2005 the first actual DNA evidence of the monster was made
> > by two American college students who discovered a 4-inch barbed
> > TOOTH embedded in the carcass of a half-eaten deer on Loch Ness!
> > For actual photos and video footage go to
> > http://www.LochNessTooth.com

LOL. That's an antler. Dead obvious. From a roebuck probably.

DNA, eh? Newspaper headline: WHODA THUNK!!! NESSIE IS AN ARTIODACTYL!!!

College students? That college must be funded like an American highschool. 
Assuming, of course, it's not meant as a parody in the first place.