When you've got it...

[Danvarner@aol.com]

       First it was the hirsute dinosaurologist in the crumpled hat selling 
shoes, now it's Paul Sereno in a new full-page ad in the latest (June 17&24) 
The New Yorker. It's for a money management outfit. The copy states that he's 
"encountered some of the weirdest creatures that ever walked the earth. Yet 
some of the scariest things he's discovered aren't likely to become extinct 
anytime soon. Sad to say, mutual fund management fees will probably outlast 
us all. That's why Dr. Sereno was afraid of getting eaten alive. So he turned 
to a company famous for keeping the costs down. That meant more money for him 
and less for the monsters." Photo of Carcharodontosaurus in the backround for 
your clipping files. DV