Re: Last Commentary on JP

["no go" <honkietong@hotmail.com>]

> Well, the JP movies do propose a possible
> cause for non-avian dinosaur extinction:
> noise.
>
> Every damned animal in all of those movies makes
> a frightful racket at all times.  All they need to do
> is move, and they start squawking or squalling.
> Even their >walking< sounds like pile-drivers,
> though anyone observing such organisms as
> elephants knows how quiet a large animal can be
> in walking.
>
> Pursuant to the JP movies, my current theory
> regarding the aforementioned extinction is that the
> dinosaurs made so much noise that 1) the herbivores
> couldn't evade the predators, and 2) the predators
> starved to death after warning all remaining prey
> of their approach far in advance by snorking and
> trumpeting like Ted Kennedy on the Senate floor.

Jurassic errors must die!!!

The overplayed TFX sound effects in the JP movies must be one of the most 
overdone thing about them. Besides all the depressing intelligence of the 
humans in the movie, the nonsensical dinosaurs, the physics defiance and the 
lack of respect for audience intelligence. The Spinosaurus just keeps going 
on and on after the puny 60-kilo humans (ok, shave 30 for the lady), making 
one hell of the racket as it goes, despite having killed a 6-ton Tyrannosaur 
(in a rather illogical fight at that) which would have provided it with an 
more-then-ample food supply.

Homo sapiens was also reproduced with little accuracy in the film. In which 
the humans themselves are too stupid to know any better, noticing a gigantic 
carnivorous dinosaur standing right out in the open only after hearing the 
annoying ring tone from the cellular phone within it's bowels, shouting out 
with a megaphone in an island full of carnivorous who-knows-whats, and being 
unable to hit, let alone disable a 14 meter plus plus animal despite all the 
earlier scenes of them being crack shots with guns capable of blowing up a 
light aircraft. Not to mention "paleontologists" who are depressingly 
inadept at their jobs. Are we allowed to speculate on the overall 
intelligence of the humans on the flim? I think so, but we'll be afraid of 
the results...should such a trend be repeated in real life, I'm afraid we 
may very well be headed for extinction.

Okay, I better turn down my speakers to protect them from the overdone TFX 
effects at this point.



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