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Fang, Pang, Cheng, LÃ, Xu, Zhang, Zhou, Zhu, Ouyang, Sima, Ming, Qing, Yuan,
Lu, Wang, Wang, Wang, Zheng, Cheng, Chen, Ji, Ji, Rao, Dong, Li, Kong, Qin,
Sha, Xia et al. (further authors yet unknown) (in press): *Euproavis* is a
chimera, Gu Jizhui Dongwu Xuebao = Vertebrata PalAsiatica 40(4)

        ååé... oh, sorry: *Euproavis*, recently hailed as an alternative
ancestor of birds, is a fake. While the heads and necks of the known
specimens commonly belong to pleurosaurid sphenodontidans, most of the rest
of the fossils represent possibly flying basal oviraptorosaurs soon to be
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Czerkas, Olshevsky, Paul & Ford (in press): An arboreal dinosaur from
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        That's the aye-aye dinosaur, folks. Its phylogenetic placement is
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next week if he can reach us alive.

Norell, Ji & Ji (in press): The first ornitholestid from China, Gu Jizhui
Dongwu Xuebao = Vertebrata PalAsiatica 41(1)

        *Huaxiasaurus* is described at last. With many astonishing photos of
the usual poor quality.

Sereno, Coria & Bonaparte (in press): A Relative of the Basal Dromaeosaur
*Rahonavis* from Patagonia, Science 300, 1237 -- 1240

        *Araucanoraptor* is more interesting than you ever suspected. Check
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Chiappe, Lambe and another (in review): A long-legged shorebird-like basal
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Bakker (in press): Behold the Mighty Dinosaur. Hunteria 20(-3), 1 -- 200,
2003

        The full osteology of *Brontoraptor*. The beast is 20 feet 3 inches
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