turtles (present in the Late Triassic, and thus older than birds; have
modified cervicals; have toothless beaks; not dinosaurs), frogs (live in
trees; present in the Late Triassic; have synsacra; not dinosaurs), and the
inarticulate brachiopod Lingula (found in lagoonal sediments, like
Archaeopteryx; present in the fossil record much earlier than birds; has
long tail-like pedicle; maybe sprang out of the water and spin
helicopter-like to settle back down; not dinosaur).
The other comic symposium I came up with this year is "You Can't Handle The
Truth: Alternative Ecologies of Famous Fossil Forms". The two talks
suggested so far is the reality that hadrosaurids were voracious predators,
from which the herbivorous tyrannosaurs had to run in terror; and the fact
that trilobites were NOT really marine bottom feeders but were in fact
flying terrestrial ravenous carnivores. In fact, it turns out that
vertebrates had colonized the land very early in the Cambrian, but the
piranha-like feeding habits of the trilobites prevented from any of their
skeletons from making it into the fossil record. Only after the decline of
trilobite diversity in the Frasnian-Fammenian extinctions (Late Devonian)
was the depredations of these forms reduced enough that we start to pick up
a better terrestrial vertebrate fossil record...
Thomas R. Holtz, Jr.
Vertebrate Paleontologist
Department of Geology Director, Earth, Life & Time Program
University of Maryland College Park Scholars
College Park, MD 20742
http://www.geol.umd.edu/~tholtz/tholtz.htm
http://www.geol.umd.edu/~jmerck/eltsite
Phone: 301-405-4084 Email: tholtz@geol.umd.edu
Fax (Geol): 301-314-9661 Fax (CPS-ELT): 301-405-0796