1-minute review of JP III

[tholmes <tholmes@thedeal.com>]

I was more interested in how the kid survived than anything (remember Newt
in Aliens?). Somehow I imagined a somewhat  more "educational" subplot in
which the kid lives with a herd of plant eaters (hey, how about riding a
duckbill or a sauropod--no more far-fetched than talking velociraptors),
learning about survival in numbers, survival by size and brute strength,
etc.

Instead, I offer my one minute review of JP III:


DR. GRANT: We're where?

EVERYBODY: Run!

Dinosaurs attack.

Beep, beep, beep.

Dinosaurs attack.

DR. GRANT: Everything's going to be OK. Who's left?

The End.

> From: Josh Smith <smithjb@sas.upenn.edu>
> Date: Sun, 22 Jul 2001 19:47:45 -0400
> To: dinosaur@usc.edu
> Subject: JP3
>
> Ok, so I saw the foolish movie too.
>
> Hmmm...
> Could the acting or the writing get any worse?
> Spinosaurus kicks the hell out of a T. rex.  Rock on!
> Again with the T. rex that cannot see anything that isn't moving...ugh.
> The sent the MARINES!!??  WHAT?  I am surprised they didn't kill them
> before they got them off the island...aarggggh.
>
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