Movies in production?

["Ken Kinman" <kinman@hotmail.com>]

     Not one, but two modern versions of Alfred Hitchcock's classic 
thriller movie "The Birds" are rumoured to be in production.
     The first (produced by PhyloCodists, Inc.) to be released on January 
1, 200n:

"AVIAN THEROPODS (NEORNITHES) ATTACK EXTANT HOMININI:
  Excreting On Them Excess Sulphur In Various Forms"

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   This will apparently be followed soon after by the unauthorized 
pseudo-sequel (directed by Feduccia, Rubens, and Martin):

  "LONGISQUAMOIDEA STRIKES BACK: Non-Dinosauromorph
 Thecodont Lineage Attacks Tippi "Cladist" Hedren"

I hate to be a spoiler, but I am told Tippi eventually goes insane, and she 
spends the rest of her life mumbling the same phrase over and over and over 
again:
   Homoplastic synapomorphies?, homoplastic synapomorphies??, homoplastic 
synapomorphies????.......
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                   The End?
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   Not QUITE the end, but click below:

      http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm

                     -------Ken Kinman
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