Re: Mary's censored, oops, DML Census :-)

["Roger A. Stephenson" <roger@dtgnet.com>]

Hi folks,

1. 1
2. B
3. more than once per day
4. or "C" someone to p**s off just for fun!!!
5. A
6. No, No, and VERY SADLY No.
7. Yes, No, well maybe.
8. "D" edmontosaurus annectens herder / rancher
9. No, but that was before....
10. It depends if the traces were left on person or vehicle
11. "D" a new "snipping cap" to "adjust" the length of fishing leader.
12. Only while examining for small micro fossils or after 12+ Beers.
13. Surely nastier, rarely faster, even more rarely bigger!
14. "c"
15. yes, yes, and yes.
16. yes but that's personal!!!!
17. No, but I think rodents might break in and threaten the chicken species
and therfore all birds!!
18. You mean there is a choice????
19. It's already worn off so the question is moot!
20. "A", "B", "C", and the unmentioned "D" idiot with a computer.
21. Yes, but my "flight" is limited to liquid mediums. ???
22. All forms of self defense, including falling while running are
acceptable under such conditions!
23. This year, 1. This decade, 5. This lifetime, confidential!!!
24. Or "D" + "A", kill myself with consolidant overdose and wait my widow's
termination of the internet account so the server bounces the mail long
enough to self terminate.

Happy April fools Day Mary and all subscribers!!
Great series of ?'s.

>The Dinosaur Mailing List is required to hold a census every 10 years.  It
>is mandatory that subscribers answer the following questions, returning
>the form to you@dinocensus.ar.us.
>
>1.  As of April 1, 2000, how many mammals, reptiles, birds or others in
>your household write to the dinosaur list?
>2.  Your family tree cladogram contains a) reversals and convergence, b)
>an LCA featured in zoology textbooks, b) an evolutionary deadend.
>3.  How often do you read the dino list at the office while you are
>supposed to be working?
>4.  When you hear the name Mickey, do you think of a) that mouse, b) an
>unseen dino list deity?
>5.  Would you classify yourself as a) a theropod, b) a sauropod, c) an
>invertebrate, d) an undescribed new lifeform.
>6.  Have you ever met any of the other dino list members?  Do you have any
>information or pictures of them that you have tried to auction?
>7.  Do you bury bones in your backyard and dig them up years later?  Have
>you bonded with your dog through this activity?
>8.  If you were able to go back to the Cretaceous, would you a)
>unobtrusively observe the flora and fauna, disturbing nothing, b) become a
>light snack, c) Bruce Willis that blasted comet.
>9.  If you have children, are their names Latinized?
>10.  Can you estimate a car's speed by looking at the tire tracks?
>11.  Have you ever asked your dentist to give you a) peglike caps, b)
>steakknife caps, c) a battery of cheesegrater molars?
>12.  Do you or have you ever tried to walk quadrupedally?
>13.  Do you regularly describe yourself as a) bigger, b) nastier, c)
>faster than anyone else?
>14.  Would you say that your hairstyle is a) feathery, b) integumentary,
>c) dissected or teased collagen fibers.
>15.  Do you have gout or unexplained healed or unhealed pathologies?
>16.  Does someone else feed you?
>17.  Do you think that the eggs in your refrigerator are being stolen or
>have thinner shells?
>18  Would you rather that an entrée be served with the skull still attached?
>19.  Do you often feel that your tail is dragging?
>20.  Are you a) an artist, b) writing a book, c) both.
>21.  Has arm waving resulted in liftoff for your career?
>22.  Does biting seem to you to be a perfectly good bar fight strategy?
>23.  How many times have you migrated?
>24.  To unsubscribe from the dino list, you a) swallow iridium, b) copy
>everyone on the list asking how, c) wait for the next open extinction
>event?
>
>Thank you for your cooperation.
>
>Mary
>mkirkaldy@aol.com

Roger A. Stephenson
Regional Airport Manager
Lemmon, South Dakota
http://www.iw.net/~roger/
Acting Webmaster
American Side Band Radio Club
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"Put the bunny, back in the box!"