You might be a geologist if...

[Farlow@IPFW.EDU (Farlow,James)]

Very true, the following:


Top Ten Signs You Might Be a Geologist:
     
10. You have ever had to respond "yes" to the question, "What have you 
got in here, rocks?"
9. You have ever taken a 22-passenger van over "roads" that were really 
intended only for cattle.
8. You have ever found yourself trying to explain to airport security 
that a rock hammer isn't really a weapon.
7. Your rock garden is located inside your house.
6. You have ever hung a picture using a Brunton as a level.
5. Your collection of beer cans and/or bottles rivals the size of your 
rock collection.
4. You consider a "recent event" to be anything that has happened in the 
last hundred thousand years.
3. Your photos include people only for scale and you have more pictures 
of your rock hammer and lens cap than of your family.
2. You have ever been on a field trip that included scheduled stops at a 
gravel pit and/or a liquor store.  
     
And the #1 sign you might be a geologist:
1. You have ever uttered the phrase "have you tried licking it?" with no 
sexual connotation involved.

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