Re: Discovery of Fossilized Juices Gives New Insigts into Extinction

["TRUETT GARNER" <DINOBOY@worldnet.att.net>]

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> From: D.I.G. <dinosaur@dinosaur.org>
> To: dinosaur@usc.edu
> Subject: Discovery of Fossilized Juices Gives New Insigts into Extinction
> Date: Wednesday, April 01, 1998 10:08 AM
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> We'd like to pass along this exclusive which we received this morning.
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> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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> This evidence has been available for a long time, but was supressed by
> the corporations which owned much of the land which held the "juice
> patties." Excavation was carried out at night using flashlights. The
> remains were so prolific, however, that hardly any time was needed to
> dig up thousands of samples. The landowners, however, would not give
> permission for paleontologists to examine the "patties" until recently.
> 
> "Why would anyone conceal such important evidence?" Dr. Reynolds
> wondered. "Go figure."
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> 

Hmmmmm...Reminds me of an obscure early 20th century paper along the same
lines , by the distinguished paleontologists Dr. James Beam and Dr. G.
Dickle from the U.S.A. and their associates , Dr. Smirnoff V.Odka from
Russia , and Dr. Martini , from Italy . Seems they found evidence
throughout the Mesozoic of Dinosaurs drinking water in which certain plants
had fermented in , leading to a host of disorders
from cannibalism in Coelophysis to pathologies such as broken bones in a
host of dinosaurs (no doubt from falling down or fighting while intoxicated
) and spousal abuse ( "Sue") .Unfortunately , the paper was never published
because Dr.s Beam and Dickle died of liver disorders , Dr. Odka died in a
traffic accident and Dr. Martini went insane . Go figure.


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