Okay, maybe I'm the sucker of all time, but I'm still not entirely sure. Is this REAL or purely satire? If it's real, gee, how come I haven't been able to find it? Walt, hon, you don't know me yet, but I'd be so grateful if you'd slip that little box out of your pantry and excavate the customer service number for me. :))) *kel cereal deprived girl dino writer