MOA jokes

[Ray McAllister <mcallist@gate.net>]

Do I dare? 
        I was visiting friends in NZ and taking video to bring back with 
me when Andre LaBonte, on camera, sdtated that "There are several types 
of moas still in New Zealand, which come in various colors. We have a red 
lawn moa out in back and I've seen several others nearby". Done with a 
straightface it got rave notices from the folks back home althgo itsounds 
pretty lame in print. Who can do better. Maybe post them to 
sci.geo.geology and knock some of the Oklahoma City conspiracy garbage 
off the net.


Ray McAllister, Prof (Emeritus) Ocean Eng., FAU, Boca Raton, FL 33064
Diving Dinosaur, Geologist/Oceanographer/Ocean Engineer, 43 years SCUBA
mcallist@gate.net (305) 426-0808, Author Diving Locations, Boynton/Dania